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22. Yup. I figure this would be a good time to take a look at those things I've done in my 22 years of life that I shouldn't be too proud of (even though I really am).
Underage drinking.
Drunkenness in public.
Having sex on Sunday (doesn't really matter, I'm Jewish).
Having sex on the sabbath (still doesn't really matter, I'm actually atheist).
Having sex in public.
Having sex during a wake.
Littering and...smoking the reefer.
Having a campfire on public land.
Having a campfire on private land.
Providing alcohol to minors and getting paid for it.
Smoking cigarettes less than 20 feet from a doorway in New York state.
Smoking in the bathroom of a public venue in New York state.
Downloading music and movies.
Underage viewing of pornography.
Disturbing the peace.
Stole two inflatable life-vests from an airplane.
Tampering with the mail.
Vandalism.
General lawlessness.
Telling 'dead baby' jokes.
Setting off fireworks without a license.
Saw Broke Back Mountain (this I'm definitely not proud of).
Offending large groups of people.
Harrassing pigeons.
On the other hand, I've done a lot of good things.
The Walk for Hunger.
Tried to give blood (rejected on account of being anemic).
Volunteered at a homeless shelter.
Joined the Boy Scouts.
Provided alcohol to minors (It's illegal, I know, but I was just trying to be nice).
Took care of my neighbors' kids/pets.
Held my tongue when I could have easily told a 'dead baby' joke.
Quit smoking weed (really!).
Cried at Schindler's List.
Let my stepdad take 3 mulligans in one golf game.
Actually fasted once (not for a religious reason, but still!).
Okay, I know nobody actually reads this so I'm gonna end here.
See ya!
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